The worlds first Japanese lesson in the sea. 'Do while you poo', thats what my old man used to say until I realised that wasnt what he was saying. From this fabricated childhood memory I have pioneered a new method of language learning. The 'Learn Nihon-go for a poo' method utilises simple language tools and a relaxed athmosphere to help you maximise your language learning experience. A blog following my experiences and learnings with the Japanese language and culture. From my own self study to full time study and eventually my travels to Japan. All from my own perspective which is mostly ill-informed or just total lies.
Some lessons comming soon for reals.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
EDITORS NOTE: DRASTICALLY INCREASE YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY BY EXPECTING TO LIVE LONGER THAN YOU DID PREVIOUSLY.
ワイｰアイｰヂｰォゥヂの日本語です
Lesson One- A Nice relaxing day down the beach? Time to learn some Japanese!
Tooks a load of phrase cards down to the beach for myself and a few friends to try out. Got a bit soggy and spent most of the time jumping off the cliffs. Covered basic greetings. We also learnt that paper gets soggy when wet, maybe you already knew that.
Learn Japanese with this new and revolutionary method.
With weekly updates you can print off and then crimp off, starting with the basics and working all the way through to beginner level. You will literally maybe be almost capable of conversation with a native Japanese speaker.
GeoBlog
The Geordie Series
A series of hints and tips on how to react when encountering a geordie.
An enraged spatula weilding Geordie. BEWARE!
Includes-
How to spot a Geordie In the arctic/ In the rainforrest/ Up a mountain/ In a typhoon or On holiday.
Also we point out the tell tale signs if a Geordie is living in your neighbourhood and such useful tips as how to stop a Geordie pooing in your garden/ weilding a spatula and even Sleeping with your daughter.
And many more!
